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The Global Warming Cause List!!!!!

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Friday, April 06, 2007 2:54:21 PM
    The headline list of reasons and concequences of global warming continues:

May Cause Global Warming

16)Dirty snow
17)smoking cigarettes
18)Clean Air   (Hummm, very interesting)
19)Planting Trees
20)That Yucky Black Stuff That Comes Out Of Trucks Exhaust
21)Going On Vacation
22)A Hotter Sun     (This One Actually Might Have Some Merit)
23)Clean Air II   (Refer To Number 18)
24)Humans   (HEH...This Story Is From This Feburary)

MORE TO FOLLOW....




Global Warming Causes

15)Creates Global Warming Cultists   (Duhhhhh)
16)Increase In Allergies
17)Melting Of The Himalayas?   (It Must Be Going To Get Real Hot!)
18)Gullable High School Kids    (Just MY Opinion Of Course)
19)The Earth May Explode

MORE TO FOLLOW.....
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The World According To Time

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Thursday, April 05, 2007 12:06:15 PM
     In Time magazines lastest edition,provided by CNN, (link not functioning-copy & paste this
http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/environment/article/0,28804,1602354_1603074,00.html)
they give us a few ideas on how to have a personal effect on your own greenhouse emmisions.
Let me sumorize for you.

    let's say your just starting out. You just graduated from college and your getting married. As you plan your wedding, invite your family, but buy carbon offsets for there travel. Buy what you need for the wedding locally and buy some more carbon offsets. Once you purchase a house, don't buy a McMansion, instead buy a one bedroom, one bath home with a bamboo fence. Set the thermostat at 82.4 degrees in the summer to save energy. But  if you stain your clothes with sweat your good because you need to buy all your recycled clothes at your local Goodwill or Salvation Army. Oh yeah, buy some more carbon offsets too. 
    Make sure your job allows you to work from home, but if that is just ot possible, buy some carbon offsets. And don't just buy any car, buy a hybrid with properly maintaned tire pressure. Invite all your neighbors to ride with you whenever possible, to reduce the carbon output of your hybrid. If you do have to drive by yourself, just buy some more carbon offsets. Make sure you use eco-friendly fuel in the car as well.
    Once you have established all these things, lobby your government to create a flat carbon tax that will be imposed on everybody, preferably around 10%. Now that doesn't replace the need to by carbon credits, which by now should be a daily routine. 
    And let's not forget about the food we eat. We all know that cows create tons of carbon emmision, so you should all become vegetarians. This goes along nicely with the garden you put out back of your green home. You will have saved tons of pollution buy not driving to the store. But if you have to drive to the store, swing by the carbon credit warehouse, and just buy some extra's for the next time.
    Finally, and probably most importantly, you should always do what California does. They are of course the smartest people on the plant, and all of the scientific research that means anything originates from their. 
    Just remember, we all can play a part in reducing our footprint from cabon emmisions. Thank GOD Time Magazine shows us the way.
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The List!!!!!!!

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 11:05:11 PM
     This will be a reaccuring post as I compile a list of all the things that contribute to global warming.
I will also put to together a list of all the things by the scientists and others that global warming will cause.
Most headlines start with "May cause" global warming. Some say "could cause" while others say "Could have caused".  Some of it is serious, while other links just seem ridiculous. Here we go........................

Things that cause global warming:
1)Fungus   (I don't even understand this one)
2)Decrease in acid rain
3)ATV'S
4)Cars
5)Trucks
6)Trains
7)Airplanes
8)lawnmowers
9)Forget it...All vehicles with compression engines..Hows that?
10)Cow poop
11)Gas escaping from ocean floor
12)Cosmic rays  (far out!)
13)Aliens   Now this is cool!
14)Vegetarians are responsible
15)The "Compost Effect"
16)


The list will continue..

Things that global warming causes:
1) Global cooling  (For real!)
2)Birds from eating certain food
3) Next ice age
4)Raise sea levels
5)Globalization..or human extenction  (not sure which)
6)A past mass extinction
7)Food shortages
8)Caterpillar outbreak
9)Inflame our tempers?  (I think I have experienced that)
10)May have killed the Dino's
11)Polar bear cannibalism
12)Economic chaos
13)El Niño  (I thought this was here before global warming?)
14)Dimming light reflection on the moon

The list will continue...







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Which Is It?

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 8:32:53 PM
This article is old but thought the headline was interesting. It seems as you find stories farther and farther back, you realize just how confused scientist are when it comes to the complexity of our enviroment.

UPDATE:   Here is a good one. I need to start keeping track of all the things that cause global warming. As a matter of fact, I think I will.
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Movement

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Tuesday, April 03, 2007 11:18:52 AM
     I can now be found over at blognetbiz.net as a link. I ran through some of the blogs over there and find them a bit stuffy, but lots of good info and stories.  Hopefully I will add a little humor over there.
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More Fun For The Whole Family

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Monday, April 02, 2007 11:30:26 PM
     Need a new game for family time? This just might be what your looking for!!!
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Just Can't Win

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Monday, April 02, 2007 11:06:29 PM
     It would seem by this article no matter what we do, it probably causes global warming.
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Supreme Court Against Carbon Dioxide

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Monday, April 02, 2007 10:37:41 PM
     Well..... I guess we should have known. Even the supreme Court has decided that Carbon Dioxide (that nasty substance you exhale when your breathing) needs to be regulated. Al Gore must be out of his mind with joy! Finally, the only people that matter in this world to the left leaning nit-wits, took notice of what he has been preaching since his failed presidential bid.
We better start getting used to smaller cars, expensive fuel and NO-GO power.
This Boston Globe story from June 27th 2006 is about the Court agreeing to hear the case. I find the headline in the story quite funny. Here is the ruling that came out today.


"No matter how important the underlying policy issues at stake, this court has no business substituting its own desired outcome for the reasoned judgment of the responsible agency," Scalia wrote.

As Scalia says, the EPA is the ruling agency on the matter and it is their reasonable judgment that should be held as the rule. Instead, we got the lefty's of the court making policy for us again.
I wonder if the court imagine themselves as mothers and fathers, and the two sides in the case are the unruly children who need to be shown the light. Can't you see Justice Steven's thinking "If you want anything done in this place, you have to do it yourself. Geez..... even the EPA can't do it right. Hey, where is my oxygen tank?"




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Show You Care

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Monday, April 02, 2007 10:45:43 AM
 Feeling guilty about your own emmisions? Here is the answer!
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D.C. Gun Ruling And The Courts

Posted by BLOGASSAULT on Monday, April 02, 2007 10:35:31 AM
     The District Of Columbia gun ruling a couple of weeks ago has stirred up some serious thought about how a trip to the Supreme Court to finalize a Second Amendment ruling would have to be handled. Taking this to the highest court in the land is final, and we who believe in the individual right to keep and bear arms can't lose. If we did lose, are guns become scarp metal. Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-TX) has introduced legislation to restore individual rights of gun ownership for D.C. residents. But the Parker case may find it's way to the highest court on it's own. Here, Say Uncle (gunlawnews.org) explains.

    We must move forward carefully.  A Supreme Court ruling on the Parker case will have an effect on the entire nation. The justices will be interpreting the 2nd Amendment, and all the things that go with it. The divide within our county on the gun debate along with the divide on the high court could play out either way. We must not be too confident or headstrong. It's too important  to rush.
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