Posted by
BLOGASSAULT on Monday, December 24, 2007 12:33:11 PM
The
real reason for such a huge ice melt at the North Pole, as well as many other interesting facts about Santa Claus and his home.
Santa Claus – A Threat to the Environment?
"Even though Santa uses both the ion-shield and travels between dimensions, the problem of air resistance remains," allows astrophysicist Oedegaard.
"There are so many more people now, and so many more good children, that there are more gifts and thus more air resistance. Therefore, it is natural to explain the warming up of the polar region with all the extra heat that is released. But this problem will solve itself over time, because if children are too good, then all the ice at the North Pole melt. Then there will be no more winter, and thus no more Christmas."
So, there you have it. Overpopulation and too many good children are causing Santa's sleigh to heat up the atmosphere there by melting the glaciers.
I can't believe I never considered that!?
Did you know that Santa owned some
big business?